Much to your surprise no doubt, I've only ever had one one night stand. And to tell that tale, I'm going to paint you a picture similar to an awkward rom-com. It's a Wednesday night, I'm eager to drink myself... Continue Reading →
Once upon a time I was seeing this girl for ever-so-slightly selfish reasons. I was being paid to write about dating and somehow this girl struck up a conversation with me. Now, this was so long ago now I can't... Continue Reading →
Once upon a time I was trying my hardest to be straight. But instead, I landed myself in a variety of awkward situations. If anything, this has made me the favourite story-teller of my friend group. So where do I begin? Let’s go way back. A friend of mine was staying at my house and […]
We have little time to pack our stuff and check out. Suddenly, Satan looks at me, "where the hell is the butt plug?" I had no idea.
I tend to have this habit of remembering the strangest little moments when I least expect it. When I was with an ex of mine - FYI one of the craziest - I kept a few things from my best... Continue Reading →
Oh hey, it's story time. I've had this one saved for a while, it's a firm favourite story amongst my friends and just needs to be shared. So here goes. Where do I start... I may have mentioned Sarah* before.... Continue Reading →