Oh hai. Welcome to my blog. Grab yourself a cocktail and relax.

I’m a 25 year old lesbian with a shed load of awkward stories to tell. From Tinder dates to losing a butt plug, the aim of my writing is to make you cringe on my behalf. Have you ever wished the ground would just swallow you up? Well, you’re about to go head first (oo-err) into the deep end of lesbian life.

Oh and occasionally I write about other things too, including LGBT related topics, lifestyle and everything in-between.

If you’re wondering, I’m that friend in the group that leaves people shaking their heads and saying, “only you…” Yep, that’s me.

So let’s begin, shall we?

Here are a few of my personal favourites for you to check out…


Want to know more? I’m available for coffee dates (as long as there’s biscuits), simply drop me a message and I’ll get back to you as soon as I’ve stopped cringing at myself.