What's funnier than receiving an extremely cringeworthy message in your inbox? Blowing it to pieces with a fake orgasm, maybe...
Some time ago now I was talking to this 'woman' from the army. Danni* was 39, supposedly quite high up in the ranks and seemed to spend her time bossing everyone else around. I'm going to have a guess that I met her on Tinder because it seems so long ago now that I can't … Continue reading The army catfish.
Much to your surprise no doubt, I've only ever had one one night stand. And to tell that tale, I'm going to paint you a picture similar to an awkward rom-com. It's a Wednesday night, I'm eager to drink myself into oblivion and I'm sat at home messaging my friend Dan* online. He's possibly the … Continue reading An intimidating one night stand.
Once upon a time I was seeing this girl for ever-so-slightly selfish reasons. I was being paid to write about dating and somehow this girl struck up a conversation with me. Now, this was so long ago now I can't even recall which at-the-time lesbian app/website it was. Nevertheless, we meet up, she comes back … Continue reading Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a mute?
I'm not sure what it is, or how I manage it, but you may have noticed I land myself in a variety of awkward situations. For this one, I'm not going to change her name, and you'll soon understand why. So, I used to study with this girl called Vicky*, she was a bit of … Continue reading That time I didn’t realise I’d agreed to a relationship.
Once upon a time I was trying my hardest to be straight. But instead, I landed myself in a variety of awkward situations. If anything, this has made me the favourite story-teller of my friend group. So where do I begin? Let’s go way back. A friend of mine was staying at my house and […]
We have little time to pack our stuff and check out. Suddenly, Satan looks at me, "where the hell is the butt plug?" I had no idea.