When a faked orgasm pisses on their parade.

What's funnier than receiving an extremely cringeworthy message in your inbox? Blowing it to pieces with a fake orgasm, maybe...

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Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a mute?

Once upon a time I was seeing this girl for ever-so-slightly selfish reasons. I was being paid to write about dating and somehow this girl struck up a conversation with me. Now, this was so long ago now I can't even recall which at-the-time lesbian app/website it was. Nevertheless, we meet up, she comes back … Continue reading Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with a mute?